I’m a professional photographer and I’ve done shoots for numerous companies. I’ve worked for National Geographic, Sports Illustrated, Vogue, GQ Magazine, and even Playboy. I got a call from a charter plane company and was told that they wanted to shoot a calendar full of bikini-clad women with some of their jet charter planes. They said it was going to appeal to rich old men and young professionals busy flying to and from business meetings and presentations. So I said,” Cool! When can I visit your office to talk things over?” he told me that there will be a plane waiting for me over at the local airport, and I should look for Michael Herbig, the senior vice president of the air charter branch located here in New York.

When I arrived, Michael was waiting for me and offered his right hand to shake mine. “Call me Mike”, he said. He was pretty excited to watch a professional do a photo shoot. I think he was more interested in watching all the female models in their skimpy beach attire than me doing the shoot.

The location of our shoot was awesome. White sand beaches with five star resorts—lots of pretty women roller skating while wearing two piece suits. This is a girl-watcher’s paradise. I glanced over at Mike and saw his saliva dripping as he stared at busty young blond playing beach volleyball. I called mike and said,” Hey Mike, I don’t see any airplanes.” “I changed the design, I want only women”, he replied.